Thursday, October 24, 2013

Duck Dynasty's "Si" Considering Running for '16 Republican Seat


Silas "Si" Robertson from the hit reality show Duck Dynasty is seriously considering running for president in the 2016 election, says the twitter feed he hired one of his grand-niece's friends to run for him.

When asked about this at a press conference, he stated: "Of course I could be president, run this country. First thing I'd do? Get rid of soda machines in schools and replace them with ice tea dispensers. For free. Yeah, that's right. F-R-E-E, Fah-ree!"

Political analysis believe that with the current disgust toward Republican party leadership, Robertson has a very good chance obtaining the candidacy, even with his well-known tendency for erratic behavior.

In preparation to counter the potential threat of a widely-beloved television personality, Democrats are preparing to approach Bill Nye to run for their party seat.

1 comment:

  1. He comes across as a hick from the south, but he does have a college education, was a teacher, and started a successful business that made him a millionaire. There's probably more to him than is quickly evident.

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